The Things We’ve Heard

Lead: "Mmmm, it's complicated. What do you see from there?" Skip: "Nothing... I've got no bowls left!"

Heard during the 2-4-2 tournament: "I'm going to try something... I'll explain afterwards.  Position yourself at second slip."

Heard during a Flag match: "That's about 4 furlongs through..."

Skip: "Are we holding?" ... waits... Skip: Are we holding?" A distant voice: "We've got a very good second." Skip: "So they're holding..."

"Ask Bradley why I have to buy him a drink..."

"Ah man... I've seen chopsticks bend more than that."

"Let's just play on one rink.  Otherwise it's going to become confusing!"